Best. Purchase. Ever. God bless America.

HEY. HEY. WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND JUST FINISHED HER INTRO POST?
This guy.
So, hark! Friends, new and old! You can totally go check that out if you have no idea who I am. :DD

Also, if you want some epic insight on my life and personality, you can read this post! Those color-based personality tests are always so creepily accurate. I mean, there are a few things that aren't totally spot-on, but most of it is very true. :DDD

TL;DR? I will bold the especially accurate parts. It will be totes fab, k. Done.

( colorgenics results )
( color quiz results )

Links: Colorgenics and Color Quiz

Update on my life: I need to change my depression meds, because the current ones are not working properly anymore, and it makes everything so much harder. Also, my sister took my senior pictures today. So that is fab! Here are a few!

( LQ images, but whatever )

I kind of hate having my picture taken, but... It is over now! I can switch back to my ratty jeans and my baggy t-shirts! Yaaaaaaay!

I... never actually get comments on this type of thing, but... all the cool kids were doing it. :| Have a go at me, friends.

ANON MEME

I'm doing some weird swaying motions in this video, but, um... whatever.

Voice Post Meme : comment to this post and give me things you want me to say/talk about. it can be as long or as short as you want and there's no limit on the amount of things you can suggest.


yaaaaaaay~ also, i just realized that i'm still not friends with jaybomb... i should probably remedy this. kay. 8D

request away~ for real~ about anything~ i sort of love to talk, and even if no one requests (because i'm sort of a friendless loser) i will probably still voice post about something. ahahahahah.


( responses under the cut )

THE JACKSON 5 IS INFINITELY COOLER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE. I think I wanna do 잠꼬대 next. Because... my voice... can... totally compare to the joint efforts of Jonghyun and Onew. That. :|

Also, I randomly realized today that I don't have like anyone on my friends list added on les messengers, and perhaps this can be remedied?

MSN: crazedslug@hotmail.com
AIM: hotpotatopants (i don't use it that much though)

Add me if you want, but let it be known that I will probably randomly creep on you sometimes and then totally forget to talk to the rest of the time. I fail at social interaction that way.

I'm kind of late in saying this, but I really, really do not understand SNSD's comeback concept. I am just sort of like, "whut." I mean, at least SHINee pretends to have some faint idea what they're trying to portray.

21st century romeo / ethnic acid funk... yeah
- SM went to a gay night club somewhere and was like, "NEEDS MOAR BRACELETS."
- the end

( cut for related jonghyun awesomeness )

mysterious genie concept ( link to MV )
- giant aladdin-style genie lamp
- yoona is sitting in there for some reason, dressed in military garb
- other girls materialize, all dressed in similar short, tight-fitting military uniforms... in front of the lamp
- creepy man voice gives way to creepy high-pitched giggling
- random situations begin to appear
- sleep over = girls in pajamas, pillow fights, one bed apparently
- birthday party = seohyun comes out of a cake
- night club = pyramid of bottles of... pink juice
- 5 seconds of yoona driving a convertible
- seohyun has angel wings for some reason
- more military-dressed girlband dancing, in front of a huge, light-up pink heart... thing
- now the watcher is taking pictures of the girls in the night club
- more high-pitched giggling, the song sort of changes, and the girls begin to attack
- birthday party girls smash you in the face with a cheese cake
- sleep over girls include you in their pillow fight
- the girls in the night club just push you for no apparent reason
- sudden silence... black screen + pink heart
- tiffany's like, "dj, put it back on." i don't understand why they want her to talk like that
- taeyeon seems angry at me... she's waving her pimp hand around...
- strobe light
- evil planes
- scandalous scandals

Let it be known that I'm not opposed to SNSD. I like the song and I think they all look really good in the MV, but. Just. Is there some kind of cohesive underlying theme that I'm missing here? It's kind of... gross... if they are seriously just blatantly catering to ahjusshi-fantasies, which is what it seems like.

IDGI, guys.

I'M WHIPPIN' OUT THE SHAKESPEARE. PREPARE TO BE FATALLY PWNED, BLING BLING. :|